The shirt says the following:
A Vampire’s Guide to Health
- Start off the evening right with a 1-3 mile fly around the neighborhood.
- Black is slimming and safe!
- Brush and floss after every meal. Don’t forget the fangs and tongue!
- Sleep upright in an antique coffin full of dust.
- Avoid silver stakes, sunlight, and crosses.
- Food Guide Pyramid: 5-6 liters (one human) blood daily
- Most of all, be optimistic! This man is not half empty; he’s half full!
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