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A Vampire's Guide to Health by Ballerinatwin3 A Vampire's Guide to Health by Ballerinatwin3
The shirt says the following:

A Vampireís Guide to Health

- Start off the evening right with a 1-3 mile fly around the neighborhood.
- Black is slimming and safe!
- Brush and floss after every meal. Donít forget the fangs and tongue!
- Sleep upright in an antique coffin full of dust.
- Avoid silver stakes, sunlight, and crosses.
- Food Guide Pyramid: 5-6 liters (one human) blood daily
- Most of all, be optimistic! This man is not half empty; heís half full!

My other two designs are at the following:

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SuperChicGeek Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha. This is awesome!
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Vampire health is definitely important. :nod:

---AK
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Ballerinatwin3 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, especially considering they live forever. It makes a lot of sense. Hah hah.
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ShayarosEis Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
this is so funny! ^^ I really like it!
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Ballerinatwin3 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Remember to vote :) Thank you so much!
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demonwolfgirl99 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol! X3
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SweetBunni Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
so cool and cute! I'd wear this for sure! :D
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Ballerinatwin3 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you so much, everyone, for all the support. I'm sorry I haven't responded until now. I live in a state that just got hit hard by some severe thunderstorms, and 60 mph winds have taken out our electricity and phone/internet cables. I'm at the library now. Anyways, thank you all! :)
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AMTMGIRL Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this is really really funny :-) :D

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please check mine out and please vote!!!!!!! :D
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0IXUmOXI0 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
Hahaa this is clever!! :D
Check out mine? [link]
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